there's this website called omegle that you can go on and talk to strangers. sometimes the conversations are really interesting.
notice the one-eyed smileys.
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: why many people don't like asian ?
You: asian are cannibal, they eat our people
You: my uncle was eaten by asians
Stranger: unblieve
Stranger: how do you know ?
You: i saw it happen
Stranger: they eat your uncle ?
You: we were in asia
You: and they came from the bushes
You: five
You: with long knives
You: they stab him
Stranger: saw it ?1
You: and they cut pieces off
You: and eat him
You: i try to stop them
You: they stab me too
You: cut a piece of my face off
Stranger: so your face is hurt ?!!
You: yes
You: my left eye is gone
You: eaten
You: i dont see as well anymore
Stranger: so you only have one eyes ??
You: yes. my right eye
Stranger: so you really hate them ??
You: not all of them
You: some asian are good business people
You: sell cars and such
Stranger: i agree
You: but cannibal asians yes i hate
Stranger: where has cannibal ??
You: in korea
You: my uncle was in the war
Stranger: u are asian ?
You: and he went back to get his hat that he had left
You: i am no asian
Stranger: so you are from ?
Stranger: do you mean korea war ?
You: i do
You: i am from scotland but my uncle is from america
You: he was in the war
Stranger: i see
Stranger: sorry to hear that
Stranger: so would u hate korean?
You: korean who eat scottish men
Stranger: you were in that war too ?
You: no no i was too young
You: my uncle he served his country
Stranger: eat scottish men ?
You: korean who ate my eye i would hate
You: korean who ate my uncle i would hate
Stranger: but u say u saw ?
You: i saw
You: i felt
You: knife
Stranger: u were in korea then ?
You: to get my uncles hat
You: that he left in korea in the war
You: this was last year they ate him
Stranger: i see...
Stranger: so your age is more then 20 ?
You: yes it is
You: i am 23
Stranger: my guess is correct
Stranger: just be happy
You: my eye hurts when i try to be happy .(
Stranger: dont be sad
Stranger: from now on !!
You: i will try
Stranger: smile
You: .)
Stranger: you will have better life
Stranger: u are in college now ?
You: i graduated
Stranger: oh i see
Stranger: smooth going ??
You: mostly yes
You: i cant see my left side but ok besides that
Stranger: so that is great
Stranger: so you are having a job now ?
Stranger: are you still there ?
Stranger: are you still there ?
Stranger: are you still there ?
Stranger: are you still there ?
Stranger: are you still there ?
Stranger: are you still there ?
Stranger: are you still there ?
Stranger: are you still there ?
Stranger: are you still there ?
Stranger: are you still there ?
Stranger: are you still there ?
Stranger: are you still there ?
You: no
You: shup
You: bye
You have disconnected.
notice the one-eyed smileys.